Thicc as Thieves

"A recent heist has left Thieves’ Guild Annex 109 with a bit more booty than it can handle..."

A two-page pamphlet module for Old School tabletop RPGs optimized for zero-to-minimal prep. 

Written & illustrated by Billy Longino

Thicc as Thieves is an off-beat adventure involving a down-and-out thieves' guild annex under attack by a band of meathead monks. It is formatted as a double-sided tri-fold brochure that contains everything needed to run the module. It includes: 

• A ready-to-run module suitable for ongoing campaigns and one-shots. 
• A detailed thieves' guild hideout capable of being dropped into any classic fantasy campaign.
• Jokes. Lots of dumb jokes!

(This scenario can be deployed in any urban campaign that allows for comedic escapades. PCs may need to be at least levels 3 to 5 to survive, or not—that's fine, too. Requires Old-School Essentials Core Rules.)